How to Piss on Your Own Foot

Its seemingly simple enough- if you're a flaming liberal, homosexual enthousiast, card-carrying tiny Liberal Arts school attending, "politics ARE my religion" abortion lover, then you should probably steer clear of parousing the local churches for love.
Perhaps "looking for love in all the wrong places" was invented for just such a situation.
My situation.
It's a living, breathing joke without a punchline: "What do you get when you mix a crazed Democrat and a Jehovah's Witness?"
I would like to know, because so far the only punchline has been angry families and strife.

So there's the problem.
Here's the solution:

NoKo shows us the way again by demonstrating the simplicity and overall ease that comes with a political leader who is ALSO GOD. What could be better, and how could you ever hope to have any more faith in a leader than if they were your one and only God. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm the abortion lover here, so I'm not suggesting we diefy Bushykins, but if Oprah, Hilary, or John Stewart make it on the ballad in '08...well...
I'm just saying: Think About It.